why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
I warned you
The content of this post is meaningless because all I see is how low the battery is. This person needs to charge their phone.
I was in bed my charger was on the wall but I wanted to be facing the other way can you GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK
JUST WHEN THE THEME WASN’T AWESOME ENOUGH
*foaming at mouth and headbanging intensify*
I DIDNT THINK IT COULD GET ANYMORE INTENSE THAN IT ALREADY WAS BUT I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG.
Play this whenever doing a mundane task to make it 500% more EXTREME
“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN IN THE MUD!!!!! And as usual her accomplices are looking the other way!”
I make it a point to keep this Tumblr as focused on me as possible, but every once in a while Da sees something so wonderful he has to share. This is one of those times. :)
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door
Dumbledore is actually an Old English word for bumble bee